Funnel Junkies
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Book the meeting.
Bank the R500.

Your objective today

Find business owners, qualify them, and book them a meeting with our sales team. That’s it. You don’t sell, you don’t quote prices, you don’t explain the product. Every booking that closes pays you R500.

R500Per closed meeting
4Questions to qualify
0Selling required
How you get paid

Three moves. That’s the whole job.

Anything past step three belongs to the sales team.

Qualify

Ask the four questions. You’re finding out whether they run a business, whether they want more customers, and whether they can make the decision.

Book

Book the meeting through your tracking link while they’re standing there. Name, business, WhatsApp number, and a time they confirm out loud.

Get paid

Our sales team runs the call. When that meeting closes, your link gets the credit and R500 goes against your name. No cap on how many.

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What today is worth

Slide it. Every meeting you book that closes is R500 in your pocket.

You earn
R5 000

10 meetings × R500

10
You’re paid on closed meetings, not booked ones. A prospect who doesn’t show up, or who was never a real business owner, pays you nothing. Qualify properly and every booking counts.
Know the business

What Funnel Junkies does

Funnel Junkies helps South Africans build and grow a profitable online business — and helps existing business owners get customers on repeat instead of hoping for referrals. Founded by Eugene van der Merwe, powered by VAN X Funnels.

Ready-built funnels & websites

Proven sales funnels and sites set up for them — live in days, built to turn a click into a booked customer.

Content & lead generation

Social media content and campaigns that bring leads in, so the pipeline doesn’t depend on word of mouth.

Tech & marketing support

The software, automation and follow-up behind it all, with a team to call when something breaks.

Mentorship & community

Step-by-step coaching from people who’ve done it, plus a community of other South African business owners.

The proof line worth remembering: Funnel Junkies placed 6th in the world in Alex Hormozi’s $100M Money Models launch. A South African team, ahead of rooms full of American agencies.

Coaching & softwareEntry point
R950/m
Funnel Junkies Club12-month mentorship
R9 500
90-day fast trackHands-on build and launch
from R45 000
SA business packageFull done-for-you system
from R200 000

For your ears only, so the range doesn’t catch you off guard. If they ask what it costs: “It starts around R950 a month and goes up from there — the strategist will show you which one fits.” Then go straight back to booking the meeting.

Qualifying

Who to book, who to let go

A meeting only pays if the person is real. Be ruthless and friendly at the same time.

The four questions. What do you do?  ·  Where do your customers come from right now?  ·  Are you the one who decides on marketing?  ·  If we could bring you more of the right customers next month, would you want that?

Book them

  • Owns or runs the business, or can bring the person who does
  • Already selling something — real product, real customers
  • Wants more customers, and says so out loud
  • Already spending money on marketing, even badly
  • Gives you a real number and a real time without hesitating

Be kind, move on

  • Employee with no say and no access to the owner
  • “Just looking”, and still vague after two questions
  • No business, no plan, no money — that’s a chat, not a lead
  • Fully booked, happy, actively turning work away
  • Won’t give a number or a time — that’s a no wearing a smile
Before you walk away

Booking checklist

Run it every time. A booking missing any of this is a booking that doesn’t pay.

Ticks are just for you — they clear when you reload the page.

House rules

Don’t lose your R500

1

Don’t sell. The moment you start explaining features you’ve lost the room. Your job ends at the booking.

2

Don’t promise results. No income claims. Promise a free session with a strategist, nothing more.

3

Don’t quote prices. Give the range if you’re pushed, then hand it to the sales team.

4

Everything through your link. No link, no credit, no R500. Check it before every booking.

5

Never fake a booking. It gets caught on the call and it pays nothing.

6

Keep moving. Ten minutes with someone who won’t commit is two bookings you didn’t make.